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The Lower Techs Apparel
The Lower Techs Apparel: Layoff Collection #5 - Uncoupled
The Lower Techs Apparel: Layoff Collection #5 - Uncoupled
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This says what the company email couldn’t: that your “uncoupling” was handled with all the foresight, and decorum, and none of the transparency or closure.
This for those folks who uniquely understand the cold harsh truth behind org charts, mergers, budget cuts, and the occasional "organizational realignment." this tee wraps your trauma in soft cotton and plausible deniability.
Because why not wear your emotional resilience....literally!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This for those folks who uniquely understand the cold harsh truth behind org charts, mergers, budget cuts, and the occasional "organizational realignment." this tee wraps your trauma in soft cotton and plausible deniability.
Because why not wear your emotional resilience....literally!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
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